The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?' 'A satisfactory.'
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
Siri,' I asked my phone, 'why am I so bad with women?' She responded, 'I’m Bixby, you moron.'
A ship carrying red paint and a ship carrying blue paint collide in the middle of the ocean. Both crews were marooned.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Where do young trees go to learn?' 'Elementree school.'
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?' 'In case they get a hole in one!'
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show. But Patrick is the star.
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Why can’t you send a duck to space? Because the bill would be astronomical.
I saw a 1000 year old oil stain… It was from ancient Greece.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.'
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.