The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My friend said that if he went off a cliff, it would be on his own accord. It’s a good thing he drives a Civic.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn't working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
What's black and white and goes around and around? A penguin in a revolving door.
Clothes, but no cigar.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
If you're a teenage girl and you need to visit the mall to get supplies for art class, just say so. Don't turn to your dad as you leave the house and say "I'm going to the mall to get felt."