The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
"And this baby is our granddaughter. Her name is Degree." "I'm sorry, did you say Deborah?""No, no. Degree. Our daughter left for University and came back with this. It's her Degree."
I can't believe my literature teacher is forcing me to read and analyze one of George Orwell's books. It's literally 1984.
All last night, it sounded like my neighbors were practicing for their part in an orchestra. I had to call the police to report domestic violins.
Did you hear about the Irish car prices? They're Dublin
French border Officer : Occupation? German Tourist: No No, just visiting
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Today my son asked me for a book Mark. Can't believe he's 11 and still doesn't know I'm named Dave.
My son has his BA and his MA—but his PA still supports him.
The coach went to the bank to get his quarterback.
My daughter just shrieked at me, 'Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?' What an odd way to begin a conversation.
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!