The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
What’s the best kind of bird to work for a construction company? A crane.
What’s the difference between a dad and a grill? A grill runs out out of gas.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes? Don't worry i'll ketchup.
What kind of fruit do ghosts like? Boo-berries.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed!
What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!
What does C.S. Lewis keep at the back of his wardrobe? Narnia business!