The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
To reduce waste, our city has told food truck operators that they must donate all unsold items each night. I applaud the effort, but given how little space the trucks have in the first place, it seems like there's really not much room for waste to begin with. So, I've gotta ask....How much food would a food truck chuck if a food truck could chuck food?
A soldier came home from Afghanistan When he sees his son, he started to talk about his war stories. “I killed 40men in Afghanistan, son.” He said.The kid replied, “But you’re an army chef, dad!”“But I never said I’m good at my job, did I.”
A guy goes into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The guy is a black man from Nigeria and is wearing the colorful ceremonial garb from his native land. The bartender says, “What an exquisite creature! Where did you get it?” “Africa,” replies the parrot.
I brought my girlfriend home to meet my family. They criticized everything she did, mocked her heritage and gave her a psychiatric disorder.I guess I shouldn't have insisted on the royal treatment.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
At first, I thought my chiropractor wasn’t any good, but now I stand corrected.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.