The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Lifting weights changed my life. I dropped 25 pounds... Right on my big toe. It’s broken now I can hardly walk
Robert Mueller has uncovered that Donald Trump dropped Quaaludes with the entire USSR hockey team prior to their stunning defeat to the US at the 1980 Olympics "Miracle on Ice" in Lake Placid, NY. So what's the crime in that? He quaalluded with the Russians
The government just banned the fifth month of the calendar year. Everyone was dismayed.
In a banana republic the traffic lights go from green to yellow to brown.
Why do catholic nuns have more clothes than other nuns? Because their clothes are mass produced...
I think Germany was the best prepared country for Covid-19. They already have a tradition of greeting each other at a distance.
Although its great for getting out of trouble with bounty hunters Han's tendency to shoot first did not make Leia very happy.
How does earth and mars schedule a vacation They planet
Why don't you buy things with Velcro? It's a rip-off.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
Clothes, but no cigar.
What did Adam say to his GF on the 24th of December? It’s Christmas Eve.
My wife said if I bought her one more stupid gift, she would burn it. So i bought her a candle.
What did one wall say to the other? I’ll meet you at the corner.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.