The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he kept fighting them off and drowned. We had him cremated... he burned for three days.
Which school subject was the witch's favorite? Spelling.
I named my dog "5 miles." So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Why was the dad sitting on a pack of playing cards? His kid asked him to sit on the deck.
What did the termite say after walking into the bar? Is the bar tender here?
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, 'I’m getting a divorce,' she was the first one to like it.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.'
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.'
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.