The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. "Sure," I said. "My door is always open."
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana…
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.