The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? It’s pasture bed time.
My wife said I ruined her birthday. I’m not sure how I did that, I didn’t even KNOW it was her birthday!
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.
What do lazy farmers grow? Couch potatoes!
My sister-in-law is an archaeologist. Only person I’ve known that is excited to find a bone in her chicken.
A bakery can only calculate the size of circular cakes... if their pie are squared.
In the French Navy, it's considered unlucky to have the number 5 in a ship's name... Because all of the ships with that number in their name... cinq
I just scattered my Grandfather's ashes... I wish he would empty his ashtray himself.
What do you call a pig with fleas? Pork scratchings ( I think that might just be a British thing so sorry if it is)
My grandmother was extremely anti-Union. She always used to tell me that things “won’t get better if I picket”
Person 1: Hey, you wanna guess the coldest temperature? Person 2: OKPerson 1: well?Person 2: OKPerson 1: ... are you going to guess?Person 2: OK!Person 1: Are you okay?Person 2: No I’m actually about 37 C