The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
People are usually shocked that I have a Police record. But I love their greatest hits!
My wife kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry, I'll be back.
It hurts me to say this, but … I have a sore throat.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'
What did Adam say to his GF on the 24th of December? It’s Christmas Eve.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
My wife told me to quit doing my terrible Arnold impression, but don't worry, I'll return.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.