The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋

Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!

I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!

Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school. It's ok he woke up.

“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?” No sun.

I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!

My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.

My mother in law began to address the elephant in the room I asked her why she was talking to herself.

Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital? The hip Doctor!

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, 'This isn't working.' I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!

She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up

My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.

One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.

My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.