The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
Did you hear about the guy who had his left side cut off? He's all right now!
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What do you call cheese by itself? Provolone.
If the Colts' QB was on your fantasy football roster You're officially out of Luck this season.
Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague? Now we just have to call him Dav.
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said Y’know, one would have been enough.
My wife walked into the bedroom to find me pulling off my boxers. She told me I spoil the dogs too much.
Did you hear about the Chinese restaurant that got destroyed? Biggest case of Wanton destruction I've ever seen.
My girlfriend gave me a steamed ball of dough filled with meat and veggies. I think she's dumpling me.
Interviewer: What are your thoughts about nepotism in a workplace environment? Candidate: Well, that’s a really good question, Dad.
Went to dinner last night at a restaurant, and there was a fly in my soup. I wouldn't have normally minded, but the zipper broke my tooth.