The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do witches use to make their hair look perfect? Scare spray.
The car looks great but the muffler seems exhausted.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
Did you hear they arrested the devil? Yeah, they got him on possession.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, 'This isn't working.' I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. I packed up my stuff and right.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my eighteen brothers and sisters but they didn’t have any idea either.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
I had a fun childhood. My dad used to push me down the hill in old tires. They were Goodyears.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.