The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, 'This isn't working.' I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
A rancher had only had 48 cows on his property, but when he rounded them up he had 50.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
What do houses wear? An address.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
Why was the traffic light late to work? It took too long to change.
on the beach W.C. Fields was walking on the beach one day when a beautiful girl passed by. Fields tipped his hat and said, "Hello my dear, how's your ass?"The girl looked at him in disgust and said, "Shut up!"He said, "Hmmm... mine too. Must be the salt water."
Robert Kraft - 7 rings. Robert Kraft:- 2001 Super Bowl Ring- 2003 Super Bowl Ring- 2004 Super Bowl Ring- 2014 Super Bowl Ring- 2016 Super Bowl Ring- 2018 Super Bowl Ring- 2019 Prostitution Ring
An Englishman named "One-two-three" and a Frenchman named "Un-deux-trios" challenged each other to see whose cat could swim across the Channel first... After a grueling competition, One-two-three won after Un-deux-trois quatre cinq.