The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
My wife just completed a 40 week bodybuilding program this morning. It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A vel-crow
Grandson Talking to His Grandfather: "Grandpa, after 65 years of marriage, you still call Grandma 'sweetheart', 'darling' and 'honey'. What's your secret to keeping the flame burning?"Grandpa: "I forgot her name 5 years ago and I don't dare ask"
What did the molar 1 say to the wisdom tooth? Ouch! Move, oral get you extracted.
(Reversing the car) "Ahh, this takes me back."
Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!'
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
How you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!