The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What is the difference between an American health care worker running out of PPE, and a Russian healthcare worker running out of PPE? At least the American doesn't need a parachute too!
Sometimes I like to wind down the windows of my car, and sing at the top of my lungs to strangers walking by. I was never meant to be a hearse driver.
A major detergent manufacturer is to release a new range of fruit scents, including apple, tomato, orange, banana and mango They're going to call it "Tide Pods - Natural Selection"
An African American woman named Bethany goes to the butchers to see if they have any beef. "No, black Betty. Ham or lamb"
What’s a bad wizard’s favorite computer program? Spell-check.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
What sound does a witches car make? Broom Broom
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
My kid is blaming me for ruining their birthday. That's ridiculous, I didn't even know it was today!