The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
Where does a sheep go to get a haircut? The baa baa shop.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
Me: “Go to bed, the cows are already asleep in the field.” Son: “So what?” Me: “It’s pasture bedtime.”
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
Why are pigs so bad at sports? They always hog the ball.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I hate when people pet baby goats You’re literally touching kids, perverts!