The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋

Just thought of one but maybe borrowed. Always wondered why there's a lot indian doctors in gastroenterology. Let me go ask my friends Pooja and Harshit.

My grandmother is really impressed by how much politicians seem to get done these days She's always going on about how they're all full of doo-doo.

Somebody set an alarm... ... To wake up green day.

Two miners walk out of the mine after a hard days work, one carrying a shovel and the other a stick. The one carrying the shovel turns and asks, "Where's your shovel?" And the other responds, "sure does".

I wanted to make a team for a Pro Hide and Seek Game But good players are hard to find

I had a teacher in high school, Ms Turtle. She tortoise well.

Roses are red, violets are blue, If I looked like you, I'd be in a zoo

Whenever we drive past a graveyard my dad says, 'Do you know why I can't be buried there?' And we all say, 'Why not?' And he says, 'Because I'm not dead yet!'"

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints.

I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.

I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.'

I like telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he laughs!'

When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.'

What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.

Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'