The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
An atheist comes into a mall And there is no parking spot, so he says "God, if you give me parking spot, I will convert myself and become Christian".Two minutes later he says "Nevermind I found one"
I asked the IT guy, 'How do you make a Motherboard?' He said, 'I tell her about my job.'
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.'
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
What did the cannibal choose as his last meal? Five Guys.
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, “When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.” “Oh yeah?” the son retorts. “Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.”
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
Building electirc vehicles is illegal in Africa, So i Madagascar.
I set my Alzheimer's-patient grandmother's home page to r/jokes She loves reading the fresh new jokes every day!
Alternative nursery rhymes Mary had a little lamb, her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread.
A man is walking down the street with a length of string trailing behind him ... Why are you pulling that string along ? asked a nosey cop. The mans answer? “You try pushing it”!