The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
Uncle Ben has died. That’s it, no more Mr. Rice Guy!
I baked a cake shaped like Canada, and offered my brother the Quebec slice.... but he's having Nunavut.
What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle? They rose.
Spring is here! I got so excited I wet my plants.'
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
You can't spell par entry without "try."
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
“Did you hear that I’m reading a book about anti-gravity? It’s impossible to put down.”
Why do dads take an extra pair of socks when they play golf? In case they get a hole in one.
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.