The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
College student climbs into the back of an Uber and asks the driver "Do you have room up there for a pizza and a six pack'? "Sure" said the driver.So the kid leaned forward and threw up.
Horologists probably never get tired of hearing the same repeated jokes when they mention their profession. They deeply appreciate things that happen like clockwork.
It was a bad idea doing tacos the night before the big meeting. Everyone looked shocked when I accidentally farted loudly. I looked back at them, just as shocked. After a moment, I broke the awkward silence, and said,"Did you hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?"
As my wife-to-be strolled to meet me at the aisle, looking beautiful in her wedding dress, I could tell something was wrong... She told me she was going to kill me... It was a thinly veiled threat.
I love animals. Yesterday I saw a baby bird that had fallen from its nest up in the tree. I wanted to get the bird back up in the nest so it can be safe. It only took me three throws.- Stollen from Norm's new show.
What kind of drugs do criminals smuggle through airport security? Ass crack
My parents are rich... Edit: I’m rich and I need a shovel.
In the word "scent", is the S or the C silent? Not even *sc*ience can explain that...
People say it’s frowned upon in society to talk poorly about the Jews.. They say its bad Jew Jew.
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. ' Johnny: “So, what are the words? '