The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why do pumpkins sit on porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Have you heard about the chocolate record player? It sounds pretty sweet.'
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack. One said 'You stay here, i'll go on a head'.
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5,000 miles.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.
How do trees get on the internet? They log in.
What's a sea monster's favorite lunch? Fish and ships.
What does a dad get in their stocking if they’ve been naughty? Char-coal.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.