The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My cat was just sick on the carpet. I don't think he's feline well.
My wife asked why I didn’t buy her flowers. To be fair, I didn’t know she sold flowers.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
What's the worst thing about going up the stairs behind someone? The ascent. (Ass-scent)Thanks to my daughter for that one.
Don't Spoil Endgame Friend: Now I know how Endgame goes down... some idiot kid loudly spoiled it to everyone today.Me: So... who died?Friend: For starters, the kid.
Donald Trump and Michael Pence are having a race from the roof of a very tall building. They both decide to jump down, as it’s the fastest way down. Who wins? Society
Why did the judge deny the ghost bail? Too much of a fright risk.
Had me a Barack Obama valentines day. Obama self.
I’m thinking of a career where I estimate crowd sizes at different outdoor events. I wonder how many people are in that field.
A young man was shopping in a department store. He sees an extremely attractive salesgirl and says, "I'd like to buy some gloves for my wife, but I don't know her size." "Will this help?" she asked sweetly, placing her hand in his. "Oh, yes," he answered. "Her hands are just slightly smaller that yours." "Will there be anything else?" the sales girl queried as she wrapped the gloves. "Now that you mention it," he replied, "she also needs a bra and panties."
A Lion and a Tiger escaped with a Jaguar from a British zoo. They were caught 15 miles down the road when the Jaguar broke down.