The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
One of my friends and I just get together to eat hot dogs and tell the honest truth. It’s a frank relationship.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, “That’s arson.”
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere…
My kid gave me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. At least she inherited my sense of humor.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What do you call a baby monkey? A chimp off the old block.
Did you hear about the cantaloupe that went to a therapist? I guess it was feeling Meloncholy.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.