The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My wife says nothing rhymes with “orange.” And I said, “No, it doesn’t!”
America has deployed a crack team of specialists over to Nigeria to try and find the missing school girls. Britain had sent Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris and Max Clifford.
There's a country in Asia that has a new use for dogs... Pets!
I forgot one of my daughter's birthday presents in the closet.... After six weeks, that pony really began to reek....
My wife left me because she said I kept leaving oxygen tanks around the house. I thought that they created atmosphere.
me: onion rings and a bottle of wine for the table **waiter:** white or red?**me, trying to impress my date:** whichever onion the chef prefers
When I was baptised, the priest wore a fake nose, moustache and pair of glasses. It was a blessing in disguise.
My internet connection is a lot like my grandad It's down most of the time, and even when it's up, it's shaky as hell and we all know it's gonna go down again soon
What do you call a majority of the market share in the north east? You have a MAINEopoly
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
My son put his shoes on the wrong feet. I don't even know where he got someone else's feet.
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
Did you hear about the yacht builder that had to work from home? His sails went through the roof.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.