The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why did the kittens get in trouble during spelling class? Because they were copycats.
I played Oregon trail and made fun of a guy named Terry. He stabbed me... I died of Dissin'-Terry
What position did Jesus play on his baseball team? Pitcher. He gave his sermon on the mound.
Why didn't they let the fungi into the party? There wasn't mush room.
What do frogs wear on their feet in summer? Open toad sandals!
What do you call a duck thats addicted? A quackhead.
What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson buys a cutting tool? Rock pay-for scissors.
My son has his BA and his MA-but his PA still supports him.
What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.
Today my son asked me for a book Mark. Can't believe he's 11 and still doesn't know I'm named Dave.
What's the only island you can drive to? Rhode Island.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
How does a lawyer say goodbye? I'll be suing ya!