The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
If the early bird gets the worm, I'll sleep in until there's pancakes.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman barber? One is a raving showman, the other is a shaving roman.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
What do you call a sheep that knows karate? A lamb chop.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
Why does a husband lead a dog's life? He comes in with muddy feet, gets comfortable by the fire, and waits to be fed.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
Within minutes the detectives knew what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.