The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
John Cena gets knocked out during a wrestling match 3 hours later he wakes up in a hospitalJohn: (slowly) Where am I?Nurse: I. C. UJohn: No you can't!!
My farmer friend used his stimulus to buy baby chickens. He got the money for nothing, and the chicks for free.
A lorry full of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins, What a turtle disaster.
For every Dollar a man makes a woman makes 70 cents. That's really unfair. That only leaves the man with 30c.
What kind of makeup does a sad clown wear? Frowndation.
I remember being a kid and my parents filling my head with nonsense, like Santa, the Easter bunny and the Tooth Fairy. Well now that I’m older I don’t fall for that rubbish anymore, thank God.
Today I asked my daughter for a phone book... She said "you're such a boomer" and handed me her phone. So, now, the spiders dead, my daughters phone is broken, and she's really pissed at me now..
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut.'
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Do you wanna box for your leftovers?' 'No, but I'll wrestle you for them.'
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream.'
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.