The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
A man is washing his car with his son. The son asks, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
What do cows like to read? Cattle-logs.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
Why did the watch go on vacation? To unwind.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
What do you get if you enlarge a centipede to 100x its normal size? A dollarpede.