The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I took my kids to the shooting range today. But they said I had to use the paper targets.
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood tree? By its bark.
Why is it so hard to tell a joke about retired people? None of them work.
Why is a doctor always calm? Because they have a lot of patients.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but he said it's just a bug going around.
What would bears be without the letter B? Ears.
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
Did you hear about the outlet who got in a fight with the power cord? He thought he could socket to him.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!