The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? “Bison!”
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
My girlfriend dresser up as a policewoman and placed me under arrest for the suspicion of being good in bed. After a couple minutes all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence
My dad had this strange obsession with collecting bottles! Would be one way to say he’s an alcoholic.
Want to know a fun fact about my social security number? It's long and unique, unlike my penis. But like my penis, has never been used by anyone else.
A woman gets a free tattoo after showing the artist one of her breasts. It was a tit-for-tat situation.
Doctor, everyone's ignoring me! "Sharon, please send in my next patient."
To save money I made myself a pair of glasses out of 2 old ketchup bottles. In Heinz-sight I should have just bought a proper pair
What does 100% humidity mean? Even dry farts feel like wet farts.
I guess China finally got what they want They managed to coronise the world.
Why did the crab cross the road? It didn't. It used the sidewalk.(This was a joke my teacher made)
Having your period on Valentine's day Is a pain in the ass