The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Did you see the new youtube channel that's non stop footage of gorillas opening bananas? It's super ape peeling.
You ever notice that all Dillards are basically the same and only exist in malls? You know what they say though... ...when you've seen one Dillards, you've seen a mall.
Why was the dad sitting on a pack of playing cards? His kid asked him to sit on the deck.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
Did you hear about the walnut and cashew that threw a party? It was nuts.
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
I'd avoid the sushi if I were you. It's a little fishy!
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
After dinner my wife asked if I could clear the table. I needed a running start, but I made it.
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!