The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
We've all heard the one about the twin boys - once you've seen Juan you've seen Jamal. But have you heard the one about the twin girls - Sharon is Karen.
We really shouldn't care what people at the Oscars say They are all paid actors anyway
Why do squirrels swim on their backs? To keep their nuts dry.
A lonely, angry young man started to keep a spreadsheet of all the women who he thought had wronged him. It was the incel's Excel.
What do you call the moisture that forms between two lovers in Alabama? Relative Humidity
My Uncle invited me to a Benefit next weekend celebrating women without legs. Said the place would be crawling with pussy.
I couldn’t follow the storyline of Stephen King’s “It” Too many Maine characters.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked penis? Fucks funny
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
What did the nose tell the finger? Stop picking on me!