The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you say to your sister when she’s crying? Are you having a Crisis?
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
Where’s the one place you should never take your dog? A flea market.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
What did the plumber say to the singer? Nice pipes.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
Where do math teachers go on vacation? Times Square.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.