The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
The portly bald wizard just made a basketball appear out of thin air. He must be a sportscaster.
Mondays God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.
My upstairs neighbor recently made a groundbreaking discovery... He can't fly
Why is Ross from Friends always in the fountain in the intro? Because he’s a Schwimmer
What do you call a goat with a pancreatic disorder? Diableatus.
April 4th National School Librarian Day I asked the librarian if she would direct me to the self-help books. She said, “that sort of defeats the purpose doesn’t it?”
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.'
Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?' No sun.
Did you hear about the guy who froze to death at the drive-in? He went to see Closed for the Winter.
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show. But Patrick is the star.
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.