The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, 'You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.' 'Now settle down,' the doctor calmly told him. 'You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.'
What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
My wife is a pain in the arse, but I'll always buy her flowers. Fucks with her hay-fever.
A Wall Street accountant asked me if she is too fat for her suit. I told her she’s too big to fail.
My Great Grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watch tower.
Don't joke about power outages That's just dark humor
What did Santa say when he dropped down the chimney at the kardashians? Ho Ho Ho!