The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Top joke in my second grade class this week: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for his miserable summer.
My grandad went down in history. .....he also fingered someone in geography.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
Why did two tall people get along so well? The could really see eye to eye.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
What's Ironman without the suit? Stark naked
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
Where do elephants store luggage? In a trunk.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!