The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
I haven't spoken to my wife in four years. I thought it would be rude to interrupt her!
A son tells his father, “I have an imaginary girlfriend.” The father sighs and says, “You know, you could do better.” “Thanks Dad,” the son says. “That means a lot.” The father shakes his head and goes, “I was talking to your girlfriend.”
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
Can I dive in this pool? It deep-ends.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked, “Is it to scale?” I replied, “No… It’s to look at”
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
My dog is a genius. I asked him, "What's two minus two?" He said nothing.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn't working.” I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door and it’s working fine!