The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
What do dogs and phones have in common? Both have collar ID.
Can February March? No, but April May!
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill? A lambslide.
What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son. He said, “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
A woman was watching her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach Thinking he was trying to weigh less with maneuver, she commented, "I don't think that is going to help." "Sure it will," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers..
My friend is addicted to oxygen. He keeps telling me he can’t live without it.
My girlfriend said to me the other day, "Why did God give women periods with cramp pains, and men nothing?" I laughed and replied, "Don't be silly, he gave us women."
My therapist told me that a great way to let go of your anger is to write letters to people you hate and then burn them. I did that and I feel much better but I'm wondering... Do I Keep The Letters?
What does a large Karen use to eat her salad? A Bitchfork
A Horse Walks into a Bar A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey fellow, why the long face?”The horse, incapable of understanding the English language, shits all over the floor and leaves.