The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Just put my father's ashes in the bin. I wish he'd stop smoking or just empty the tray himself.
I dumped my girlfriend and started reading a geography book. At least I know where I stand now.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. 'I want to meet my biological parents,' the son demands. 'We are your biological parents,' the father responds. 'Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.'
What do clouds wear?' 'Thunderwear.'
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
Teacher: “There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. ' Johnny: “So, what are the words? '
What is a guitar player's favorite Italian food? Strum-boli.
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.'
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's popcorn?
I want to name my puppies Rolex and Timex so I can have watch dogs.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
Why did the thief take a shower before robbing the bank? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.