The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
Father in law just made an accidental calculus joke By the time I got to calculus in math, I realized I had reached my limit.
Did you hear about the grizzly who didn't like his daughter wearing a crop top? He disapproved of her exposing her bear midriff.
I took my kids to the shooting range today. But they said I had to use the paper targets.
What do you call an explosives specialist from Oklahoma? OK boomer
Mom, how do you eat light bulbs? \- What? light bulbs? No honey, light bulbs can't be eaten. Where did you hear that?\- Last night I heard my dad tell you "*Turn off the lights 'cause you're gonna eat it all*".
What do you call 5 naked French men? Deix Nuts!
I once told a joke about Orpheus and Eurydice. Looking back...It was a bad idea.
There's a doctor's surgery in my town that is almost impossible to get to. It's on an island in a lake but there's no ferry or even a dock for private boats. Every patient that's made it there has flu.
In the Store with my wife I saw a box of beer on offer for half price so I said can I have them? she said no, budget is tight, I said well you just bought lots of makeup, she replied, that is to make me look beautiful, I replied.. That is what the beer was for.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down you pants and show him your nuts.
Kid: Dad, I'm hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
I saw a lady at the bank checking her balance so I pushed her over.
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
My wife is really mad that I have no sense of direction. I packed up my stuff and right.