The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What does the stork do once he's delivered the baby? He lies on the couch and drinks a beer!
How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? You will see one later and one in a while.
A son tells his father, 'I have an imaginary girlfriend.' The father sighs and says, 'You know, you could do better.' 'Thanks Dad,' the son says. 'That means a lot.' The father shakes his head and goes, 'I was talking to your girlfriend.'
What did the zero say to the eight?' 'That belt looks good on you.'
Why is Peter Pan always flying?' 'He neverlands.'
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!'
I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.'
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.'
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
Which cat is the least loyal? A cheetah.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
Why do dogs float in water? Because they are good buoys.