The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Why do pirates like to play the lottery so much? They really love ArrrrNG!
Sunday: Greg. Monday: Ian. Tuesday: Greg. Wednesday: Ian. Thursday: Greg. Friday: Ian. Saturday: Greg So this is how the Gregorian calendar was created.
My 91 year old Canadian Grandmother just told me this joke. Two Newfoundlanders were driving to Toronto.They passed a sign that said: Toronto LEFT.Distraught, they turned around and drove back home.
Today my son asked me for a book Mark. Can't believe he's 11 and still doesn't know I'm named Dave.
At the job interview, they asked me, 'Where do you see yourself in five years?'
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
Why do balloons hate Ed Sheeran concerts? They are afraid of pop music.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
Why are pediatricians always so angry? Because they have little patients.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.