The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
Given that Wendy has a crush on Peter Pan, I guess you can say.... She's Pansexual.
What is the one thing common between my girlfriend and my favorite book? Both are works of fiction.
My girlfriend said to me the other day, "Why did God give women periods with cramp pains, and men nothing?" I laughed and replied, "Don't be silly, he gave us women."
What do wives and shingles have in common? if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
My Dad has a box of crayons on him at all times I'm so proud that he's in the Marines
Why did the pig cross the road? Because the chicken told him to teargas protestors for a photo-op
5 Year Old to Dad : Do you know what comes out of a virgin Pussy? **Dad** : Jesus Christ !! Who taught you all those bad words ?
I asked an Italian plastic surgeon what he uses for breast implants He just replied "Si"
Manuel turned his life around. He used to be sad and lonely.Now he's lonely and sad.
I've been out of work for a while but have just got a job at a factory making periscopes. Things are looking up.
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal? A polar bear.
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, 'When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.' 'Oh yeah?' the son retorts. 'Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.'
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.