The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
You can tell it's a dogwood tree from its bark.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.'
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
What made the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home, all the signs were there.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
I have a great joke about nepotism. But I’ll only tell it to my kids.