The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!'
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
My wife screamed "you haven't listened to a single word I've said, have you?!" What a weird way to start a conversation...
What’s the difference between a dad and a grill? A grill runs out out of gas.
Just finished cleaning my grill. It was grate.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
Last night my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily I was the one facing the TV.
What happens when you pinch a grape? It lets out a little whine.
We used to have a moat around our yard that the neighbors’ donkeys would always fall into when they came onto our property. It was a real ass hole.
A stray kitten showed up at my door. I was like " you got to be kitten me.
I'm not impressed by Brian May's astrophysics degree. I heard he called Mercury a star.
Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster? A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
My dad always used to tell me "there's never a wrong time to speak your mind" Admirable man.Terrible mime.
What is more powerful than IBM? IBM + C = ICBM.