The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Did you hear about the streaker that ran up to three nuns? The first one had a stroke.The second one had a stroke. And the third one didn't touch him at all.
If you were trying to seduce a squirrel You'd have to be pretty nuts
There's a fine line between the numerator and denominator.
What do you call a group of deaf people? I don't know. But it is definitely not heard.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
How do ghosts search the web? They use ghoul-gle.
"I'll call you later." "Don't call me later, call me Dad."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate nine!
I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.
I used to hate facial hair…but then it grew on me.
Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt? Because he doesn’t want to be spotted.
What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.