The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
This morning, Siri said, 'Don’t call me Shirley.' I accidentally left my phone in Airplane mode.
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
I had a fun childhood. My dad used to push me down the hill in old tires. They were Goodyears.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
What do houses wear? An address.
Son: Dad, can I watch the TV? Dad: Sure, just don’t turn it on.
"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.
Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
“Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.”
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”
A father tells his son that he was adopted. “I want to meet my biological parents,” the son demands. “We are your biological parents,” the father responds. “Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.”