The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner? No, you should just stick with turkey.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don't fit in my pants from March.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know.'
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, 'I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.'
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.