The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes About Dads 👋
Celebrate fatherhood with our collection of dad jokes about dads! These hilarious, self-deprecating jokes poke fun at the quirks and classic moments of being a dad. Whether you’re a dad yourself or just love the humor that comes with fatherhood, our dad jokes about dads will have you laughing and groaning in equal measure. Perfect for sharing with fellow dads or just enjoying on your own, these jokes are all about embracing the dad life with a smile!
I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
How do you get a farm girl to marry you? First, a tractor.
My wife said my two biggest faults are I don’t listen and something else.
What do houses wear? An address.
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
Two guys are talking when one says, “Hey I finally finished that book I was writing about the indefinite continued progress of existence and events in the past, present, and future regarded as a whole.” And the other guy says to him, “It’s about time.”
How does a dog camouflage itself in the forest? It barks.My 4 yo made this up.
How does the farmer find his sheep in the tall grass? Very satisfying
What’s a pirates favorite letter? R? Wrong it’s the C
Great 1st Ladies of the United States have there own cause. Michelle Obama’s: Your Truth, Melania Trump’s: Be Best... Jackie Kennedy’s: Take your shot
I was in the betting shop and my friend told me to put all my money on a horse named 'Landfill'. Turns out it was a rubbish tip.
Dad, are you having a crush on a young popular actress? Am I what, son?